Stay classy. How many times have you parroted Ron Burgundy’s catchphrase? And yet, you feel as if there’s something missing, a piece that you haven’t fit in yet, that would make you the classy guy you’ve always dreamed of being.
Well. We can help you there.
Because yes, we can Anchorman 2 you from top to toe. Because Jockey underwear — yeah, baby — has partnered with Anchorman 2 and we’ve got a pair of tighty whities for your “Little Anchorman”. (Or your Big Anchorman. We’re not judging.)
Actually, these won’t be white. They’ll be “Sex Panther Red” or “Beard of Zeus Blue”. Because what other colors would they be? Scotchy-scotch-scotch Yellow? Nobody wants yellow drawers. (The Ben & Jerry’s Scotchy Scotch Scotch flavor, however, is delicious, and probably won’t stain your drawers. Unless you get all freaky with your ice cream, and again, no judgement.)
So how do you win a pair for yourownself? How do you “Give your Little Anchorman the support he deserves”? We’ve got a little contest. Or a big contest. As you like.