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Where’s Denise Not-So-Challenging Trivia Challenge: Machete Kills Blu-Ray giveaway!

Too cold to head out to the theaters?  Then stay in with a free Blu-Ray!  Well okay, you’ll have to come out and get it, but once you do, you’ll want to stay at home and bask in the glory that is Machete Kills.  Danny “OMG he’s awesome” Trejo stars in this action-packed grindhouse spectacular.  And check out Sofia Vergara and her lethal…um…attributes.  You know you wanna see how that plays out.  Here’s the general 411:

SYNOPSIS: Danny Trejo returns as legendary ex-Federale Machete Cortez in this action-packed thrill ride from innovative director Robert Rodriguez. In his latest mission, Machete is recruited by the U.S. President (Carlos Estevez) to stop a crazed global terrorist (Mel Gibson) from starting a nuclear war. With a bounty on his head, Machete breaks all the rules as he faces death at every turn from a star-studded cast of deadly assassins. Featuring Michelle Rodriguez, Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard, Antonio Banderas, Cuba Gooding Jr., and Demian Bichir, Machete Kills is “a bombastic over the top combo of mayhem and fun!” (Shawn Edwards, Fox-TV), one of the wildest save-the-world adventures ever captured on film!

We’ve got copies to give away, and I’ll be handing ’em out.  How can you get one?  Come and see me!  And like the Sphinx, I’ll be sitting like a lump of stone on my barstool have a question you’ll need to answer correctly before you achieve your goal.  Don’t worry though, I won’t eat you if you’re wrong.  New Year’s Resolutions and all.

Read on for how to score your very own copy!


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What: A Blu-Ray copy of Machete Kills of your very own! Yeah baby.

Where: A testosterone-fueled brewpub. (DuClaw at Arundel Mills, to be specific.) Because that’s how Machete would roll y’all.

When: During a Friday night beerfest (aka Happy Hour), of course! More specifically?  This Friday, 1/24/2014.

Why: Because Machete Kills. Of course.

How: Oh yeah, it’s a trivia question. And don’t worry, if you don’t know the answer you can always Google it. But then again, if you need to search for the answer to this one, perhaps you should let the real fans step up? Just a thought….

THE question: Where did we first see Machete?

Tell me the answer, and if you’re one of the first two folks with the correct answer at the time’s listed? You’ll get a copy!

THE times: At 5:30, and again at 6:30.  And I’ll announce the winners on Facebook as they occur.


P.S.: I may or may not have one extra copy — and a few other goodies — stashed away. If you can tell me something very, very cool about beer (hello, brewpub), or Danny Trejo, anytime I’m workin’ this giveaway?  You could get lucky in a Blu-Ray kinda way.  Just sayin’.

See you at DuClaw!  I’ll be the chick that looks suspiciously like my animated counterpart at the top of our site page.

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