Oh Pixar. How I love the things you’ve done. Especially the films Monsters, Inc. and Wall*E. Director Andrew Stanton rocked the house, y’all. Now there’s Stanton’s first live-action film, John Carter, done while on loan to Disney studios. Um. When does he get back to Pixar?
John Carter is an intriguing story based on a series of books that were written almost 100 years ago. This movie has a whole lot going on. Pity all that action is so dreadfully dull. I felt like I was watching the movie through plexiglass, as if a beautiful tale was unfolding in front of me that I couldn’t touch. The start of a series? Prolly not.
